Monday, December 21, 2009

I don't understand

Why do you call me every day with your wackadoo queries about supersonic air travel? Who told you that Sudan celebrates Thanksgiving, and why did you believe them? Why does the smell of Gain detergent whip you into a loquacious frenzy...and why can't you switch to scentless detergent? What makes you think that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a published address and phone number? Why do you hate pants so much?

Why am I a public librarian?

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